For Sale By Owner

*Continuation of Mom's post*
(I'm borrowing this introduction from one of my friends)

You know it, you love it, you guessed it; ebay. If I could put up my ebay ad, this is what it would say:

For Sale by Owner:
1 little girl that gets into everything
3 boys that fight constantly &
2 uncles that make sure to argue about loans and spreadsheets non-stop (sorry, aunt Ashley is not included)

No Refund or Returns; must take all. No negotiation.

~Kaylin Hamilton